Recent Movie Reviews


Rated 5 / 5 stars

An Inspiration!!!

This is not only one of the most artistic epics to grace the portal in history!!...this movie also paved the way for hundreds of B and C Movies!!! 5!!

The Flintstones The Flintstones

Rated 5 / 5 stars

True Masterpiece!!

That was Great!!

Captain Planet Captain Planet

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Damn Good!

The Music was Sensational!! As Was Everything Else in This Terrific Movie!!

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Recent Game Reviews

Dickey Mouse Dickey Mouse

Rated 5 / 5 stars


Strawberry Clock Took a Flawed Character like Mickey Mouse and turned him into a Masterpiece!!! Another Great Job Strawberry Clock

How da bitch stole Xmas!! How da bitch stole Xmas!!

Rated 5 / 5 stars

The Greatest Game/Movie The Portal Has Ever Seen!!

Absolutely Brilliant!! This Makes The Original Dr Suess Classic Looks Like Horse Shit!! Great Job Strawberry Clock!!

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Donald duck Porno! Donald duck Porno!

Rated 5 / 5 stars

my god that was hilarious!!

read what the comic says on the first scene lol!